Did you ever notice on tv game shows, when they ask...?

people what they do for a living, noone ever says " I make toilet seats" or "I put the plastic pieces in pop bottle caps"?



Can you think of more jobs no one ever claims?Did you ever notice on tv game shows, when they ask...?
Dental hygienist--I suck spit for a living

Dare care worker--I wipe boogers for a living

Sanitation engineer--no one ever says trash man

Dog groomers

?Why do people who mow lawns and plant grass for a living always lie and say they work construction. ive only heard one person call it landscaping and thats not even what it is.



Manure Inspector

What they do: Wade through farming manure, inspecting different kinds of animal waste to make sure it is free from contaminants. By checking the manure, these scientists make sure that the harmful materials do not spread to infect vegetation, animals or consumers.



Orangutan-Pee Collector

What they do: Collect and analyze ape urine to study factors that effect their reproduction. The work involves tracking down apes and laying down large plastic sheets or attaching plastic bags to poles in hopes of catching adequate samples to analyze.



Dysentery Stool Sample Analyzer

What they do: Study stool samples from diseased humans who have experienced diarrhea from a disease-causing microbe. The analysis allows these scientists to develop intestinal diagnostics to ease those suffering from the disease.



Semen Washer

What they do: Take semen samples under microscopic observation to study their sperm count, then spin, separate, add preservatives and freeze the samples for in vitro fertilization.



Carcass Cleaner

What they do: Clean corpses for display using one of a variety of cleaning methods. This may include immersing the body in boiling chemicals, placing maggots or beetles on the carcass, or picking off the leftover flesh.



Fistula Feeder

What they do: Study how the insides of cattle work. To do this, they deplug the fistula, an opening to the bovine intestinal system, and take samples from the forestomach to test their digestion and reaction to food additives.
"I pick the garbage up for waste mangement"Did you ever notice on tv game shows, when they ask...?
Trash collector, plumber, canner, TV game show host
I clean out cess pools for a living would not be something I would want to say!!Did you ever notice on tv game shows, when they ask...?
Mop boy at the peep show
I box tampons. Or I'm a salesman for trojan condoms.
Collecting yucky stuff from thoroughbred horses.
Make Plastic Barf, Work on Elevators, and Cleans out Porty Pottys.